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You Might Be Addicted To Internet Marketin..
By:
Larry Dotso - [marketing]
You might be addicted to Internet marketing if...
1) Your idea of a vacation is to visit an exotic location for an Internet marketing seminar.
2) You start calling TV Dinners - PC Dinners.
3) You worry that you might get a tumor from being in front of the computer too long.
4) Your significant other asks you to get off the computer and you tell them two more minutes, but they know that means two more hours.
5) You take your laptop to the bathroom instead of a newspaper or magazine.
6) You have told someone, "I have a good feeling about this one."
7) You think a night out on the town is drinking a beer while hanging out in an Internet marketing forum.
8) Your mouse has more miles on it than your car.
9) You get frustrated in waiting rooms because they don't have any business-related magazines to read.
10) You feel you need to lose a few pounds and you start exercising in front of your computer?while sitting down.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20 02:16:42 EST 2004
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