Comet

By: Karen Peralta - [humor/jokes]
Comet, it makes your hair so clean
Comet, it makes your teeth turn green

Comet, it makes you vomit
So buy some comet, and vomit, today.

Comet pollutes the seas serene
Comet is what you really mean

Comet, it stops the bomb-it,
So buy some comet, and bomb it, today.

For comet's bad for the environment
...Comet's...not very heaven sent!
There's White Magic, and there is Drano
So buy some Drano, some paino today.

Comet is worse when mixed with lye
Comet is sure to make you die...

...Comet, it makes you vomit.
So buy some comet, and vomit, today.

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